- "I'm not that kind of shef."
- ―Shef, hilarious as always
Shef is a member of the Central Powers. He is a short, grumpy man sporting a red and black chef's outfit. He has a penchant for making hilarious jokes, to which an invisible crowd always laughs at.
- Shef is the only Central Powers member without a gang or without any gang members shown.
- Office Ottoman mentions Shef as having a "funny curse". This could be interpreted literally as everything he does is "funny" and is laughed at by disembodied voices.