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Barkeep Mysteriozo

Barkeep Mysteriozo is the vendor and owner of House Dust, a small inn located in the Endless Wastes. He has garnered a reputation of severely overpricing his wares, and notably took advantage of Geen Jean upon his arrival at the inn, leaving him stranded with no magazines.

In-Game[]

Mysteriozo is found to the left of the small pueblo, idly cleaning his bar with a white rag. If Alex attempts to remove the record playing on the gramophone to the right, Mysteriozo will yell at him to put it back.

Entering the room to the left of him will prompt Mysteriozo to demand five mags from Alex and Joel for the room. If the player has the required amount, they will be given two dialogue choices.

Pay[]

Five dirty magazines will be removed from Alex's inventory.

"I don't have that much."[]

The barkeep will accuse Alex of being a cheapskate. Geen Jeen will then appeal to Mysteriozo, urging to 'just let them rest.' Mysteriozo, then, asks for whatever the player has in their inventory. Deceiving the barkeep, Alex will only give him one magazine.

If the player does not have the required amount, the second dialogue option will automatically be chosen.

After Alex and Joel rest, Chaz mutates, and Mysteriozo will be found dead, with his throat having been slit. A pouch of some his stock is found on the bar, containing Perfume, Mystery Jerky, and a Diet Cocola Cola.

Wares[]

Potato Liqueur
Potato liqueur

20 Mags

Iron Ring
Iron ring

2 Mags

Mystery Jerky
Mystery jerky

10 Mags

Nugget
Nugget

2 Mags

Perfume
Perfume

2 Mags

Dusty Cravat
Dusty cravat

4 Mags

Plaid Rags
Plaid rags

8 Mags

Bottle of Water
Bottle of water

20 Mags

Notes[]

  • Should the player have zero mags upon trying to enter the resting room, the game will still say you are paying Mysteriozo a magazine. This is purely visual, and does not actually affect the in-game magazine counter.
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