The Neon Flamingos are a faction, appearing first in Chapter 1 of LISA: The Pointless. They are a faction that controls part of The City, though not much is known about them. Towards the end of the game, they transport Jason Pike to The City by bus, along with Alex and Joel.

They do not possess any real outfit, as the Neon Flamingos are normal citizens living under it's name. The only uniforms used are for elites, also known as Leather Jackets. Their de facto Headquarters is Club Candy, a "maze" filled with lap dancers and coloured by a very high amount of neon.